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Post by hardhitinu on Mar 3, 2010 23:41:15 GMT -5
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Post by fordlord on Mar 3, 2010 23:43:13 GMT -5
which ever one you trip..and tell the cops they jumped!!!lol
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Post by HotWired_Customs on Mar 3, 2010 23:53:16 GMT -5
A girl is driving along the expressway listening to the radio when she hears a song she really, really likes. When the song is over the announcer says the title of the record was, "Hot Lips and Tender Kisses."
When she gets home she's very excited about the new song and decides to call her local music store to see if they have the record. Hurriedly, and excitedly, she dials the store's number. But in her excitement, she unknowingly misdialed and got an auto repair shop instead.
"Hello," the mechanic answers.
"Oh, yes! Do you have Hot Lips and Tender Kisses?" the girl asks.
The mechanic was puzzled, but says, "Well, no, but I've got hot pants and seven inches."
"Oh, is that a record?" she says.
"No," he says, "but it's better than average."
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Post by hardhitinu on Mar 4, 2010 0:27:06 GMT -5
which ever one you trip..and tell the cops they jumped!!!lol He!! with tripin them I'll push'em then tell the cops I told them they couldn't fly but none of them listen to me now whos screwed. ;D ;D
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Post by HotWired_Customs on Mar 4, 2010 1:18:58 GMT -5
Have you ever wondered if the $1 bill in your pocket or wallet has ever been in a strippers butt crack?!!? LOL Makes ya wonder just where them things have been huh!?
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Post by fordlord on Mar 4, 2010 14:25:54 GMT -5
Have you ever wondered if the $1 bill in your pocket or wallet has ever been in a strippers butt crack?!!? LOL Makes ya wonder just where them things have been huh!? thats why i sniff them....mmmmmmm ;D lol...just joking!
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Post by HotWired_Customs on Mar 4, 2010 18:37:11 GMT -5
Oh my! LOL
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Post by derbyfreak14 on Mar 4, 2010 21:18:41 GMT -5
That explains the brown looking stuff on my dollar. Thanks for looking out for me! lol
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Post by fordlord on Mar 7, 2010 16:38:36 GMT -5
Have you ever wondered if the $1 bill in your pocket or wallet has ever been in a strippers butt crack?!!? LOL Makes ya wonder just where them things have been huh!? nothing wrong with supporting single mothers...lol ;D
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Post by 82 on Mar 7, 2010 18:34:34 GMT -5
As part of becoming a teacher i need expriance with the mentally disabled, so grab your crayons and ill be there in a minute
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Post by 82 on Mar 7, 2010 18:36:29 GMT -5
How can you tell when a blonde is going to have a bad day? Shes got a tampon behind her ear and is looking fo her pecil>
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Post by fordlord on Mar 7, 2010 18:37:54 GMT -5
As part of becoming a teacher i need expriance with the mentally disabled, so grab your crayons and ill be there in a minute did you get this from a cell phone fwd? lol
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Post by 82 on Mar 7, 2010 20:08:01 GMT -5
yup
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Post by 307ci on Mar 7, 2010 22:52:39 GMT -5
top ten reasons why men prefer guns over women
#10- you can trade an old 44 for a 22
#9- you can keep one gun at home and have another for when u are on the road
#8- if u admire a friends gun and tell him so, he will probly let u try it out a few times
#7- your primary gun doesnt mind if u keep another gun for a backup
#6- your gun will stay with u even if you run out of ammo
#5- a gun doesnt take up alot of closet space
#4- a gun funtions normally every day of the month
#3- a gun doesnt ask "do these grips make me look fat?"
#2- a gun doesnt mind if you go to sleep after you use it
#1- YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN!!!
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Post by fordlord on Mar 7, 2010 23:02:04 GMT -5
lol..good ones 307ci !! ;D
here are some more funny bumper stickers .....
WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship.
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
You are depriving some poor village of its idiot!
We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.
You’re just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!
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